Total Medals Earned: 660 (From 131 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,250 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/185 points)
Stop the trail of love
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Finish the game with 100% love (Don't Die)
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/335 points)
Win
Sterilize 500 sperm in a single round and win
Sterilize 1,000 sperm total
Sterilize 10,000 sperm total
Win with hit accuracy over 90%
Lose in 30 seconds or less
Win and never run out of fuel
Win with no fuel pick ups
Sterilize 25,000 sperm total
Sterilize 900 sperm in a single round and win
Last 90 seconds without sterilizing a sperm then win
Win with 95% or more hp
Sterilize 50,000 sperm total
Sterilize 100,000 sperm total
Medals Earned: 10/100 (50/480 points)
Medals Earned: 12/12 (250/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/85 points)
Score 0.
Score 1+.
Score 40+
Score 20+.
Score 45+
Score 48+
Score 50+
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You now have yourself a completed speech.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Tyson was dropped from the game in 1990 after he lost the title.
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Get punched out by Tom.
Beat Toms butt for blamming your submission.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/315 points)
completed 10 levels
30 stars collected
20 levels completed
60 stars collected
80 stars collected
all levels completed
all stars collected... Game Completed!!!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/285 points)
Finish the game somehow!
Poop yourself 20 times or less!
Poop yourself 10 times or less!
Dont poop yourself! *Dont expect to unlock this medal! *
Poop yourself 5 times or less!
Medals Earned: 14/32 (140/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
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Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!