Total Medals Earned: 660 (From 131 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,250 Points
Medals Earned: 7/38 (70/480 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Win game with at last 15 points
Win game with 25 points or more
Find the 3 hidden stars
Win the game with all right answers
Medals Earned: 6/8 (65/140 points)
call 911 or 112
Push all the buttons
Insert wrong floppy disc 5 times
Call a random number
Listen to all tracks on tape
Finish the game
Listen to all hotline options
Really listen to ALL the options
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/265 points)
Publish 2 Micro Games
Complete the Tutorial
Publish a game with 600 quality
Move to Vancouver
Sell 5 million copies of a game
Publish a game with 6000 quality
Move to Montreal
Win all the Awards in a year
Medals Earned: 6/20 (60/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Kill a construction worker
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
Have you tried eating less fiber
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 3/8 (250/500 points)
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold it in 30 seconds
Hold on 80 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Hold on 100 seconds
Hold on 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 9/21 (115/390 points)
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/150 points)
Learn python
Learn PHP
Learn Javascript
Learn Java
Learn C#
Learn C++
Medals Earned: 19/19 (645/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/180 points)
Reach a highscore of 5 points
Reach a highscore of 10 points
Reach a highscore of 15 points
Reach a highscore of 20 points