ZephR0's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Launch]

NO STARS. (I'm a bit evil, but this will hopefully lead to improvement)

I played the game, then got to go to work... I just came back, turned on the PC, browser and clicked on my bookmark of this game... AND THE CREDITS KEEP BLINKING. (appearing, fading away, appearing, fading away, and so on) I pressed all the keys I could.
I'm unable to play the game again due to some guy without any programming studies. (Sorry, I'm mean)
I admit it, I raged. This is a GREAT game... but SMALL bugs in a game that IS EXPECTED to be extraordinarily perfect (sorry for the pleonasm) are downing it from pure gold to ashes.
Want some non-rage reasons for the lack of stars given? Here they are:
-Typos all over the place.
-The "force" ... are we Jedis? WHAT force? Aliens, a meteor, a robot from another dimension?
-Do A or do B. Get bored. (More choices mean a better experience. And there ar not really two choices... By what I heard from other reviews.. if you launch all the missiles, the Earth still gets destroyed - I repeat, couldn't manage to get to the end of the missiles scenario) - So it's quite useless to pass trough the entire story (messages) when you can simply launch a ship and save a bunch of people.
Great vocals... I must mention I'm not rating them... I'm rating the game, its spelling, look (which seems to me as a bit oldish), and code (shall I remember the credits spamming?)
Oh... And another bug: at the end, the text which is meant to explain the thing is covered by the credits which spam over them also. So I'm zero knowledge on the story.
If it's happening just to me... well, you should start making games totally compatible with ANY browser. (FYI, I use Mozilla)
I'm sorry for my madness. I hate bugs thirteen times more than others do. Now... I can't refuse my inner flame, which asks me to push that Submit button ASAP. ;)

PS: Do a good remake and I'll send 5*. :D

[once upon a city]

Awful... the city looked like randomly scattered around, as I often hit obstacles in my way and died a lot of times. The speeches are odd and I can't understand even three out of ten words.
What it needs: Maybe a map (for the game to be challenging, obviously the map shows the city before the nuke or whatever, so you can't know where the road is blocked... but just have an idea of it. Secondly: SUBTITLES, for God's love...
:|

[Chronicle Bulletin #6]

Nice.
But you could have been more generous with the ending. :'(

JackAstral responds:

Watch out for the After Story episode next month.... ;)

[Anciennce]

Very nice classy game! I got it and it's not that bad, if we are to take into consideration the fact that it's made in 72h...

I heard this music in Mount and Blade: Warband, or M&B WFAS - more likely, if I remember correctly. Macleod is cool.

[Cloudia]

I went from the first try to the 'orb'. :D

SPOILY HINT: A=1, Z=26. :
4 15 14 ' 20 _ 7 15 _ 18 9 7 8 20 , 1 19 _ 9 20 ' 19 _ 10 21 19 20 _ 1 _ 12 15 15 16 .

[Sins Of Daisy Episode 4]

Extraordinary! I see you added some things to it since beta.
Keep up the good work!

[Robo Chippy]

This game is professional! Good graphics, good mechanics (I ignored the glitches, as I believe your word - "I'm working on fixing"), excellent pick of music.
Overall, a great game!

9/10

[Excavate!]

Pretty good.

>>>>>"Previous person"<<<<<

[Detective Hearst Case 01]

Solution not working, game = waste of time and interest.

Half a star for the work.